The Permaberry Paladin

Tycho’s always accepted the dangers that come with being a paladin. He’s dodged blades and spells, broken bones, and lost a fight or three. But after a job ends with him hexed and stuck as a giant, permanently ripe blueberry, he’s left not knowing what to do with himself.

With the help of his friend Vex, Tycho struggles to adjust to a new life of constantly sloshing and creaking. His only hope of returning to normal is to find the hexmage who transformed him, but even then, his life will never be the same again.

"The Permaberry Paladin" is a novel focused on berry inflation, with 51,000+ words. 

A preview chapter of the novel can be found here.